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Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Marc (cr0w) on 30th Jan 09 at 4:47pm
Remember back when you were little, you would always sing really annoying songs?

Well I do. {Tongue Out}

The one that stands out the most in my mind is The Song That Never Ends:

This is the song that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

[Repeat until you die (or get bored)]



What songs do you remember from your childhood that would just annoy everyone around you? {Tongue Out}

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Jason (frufru) on 30th Jan 09 at 5:41pm
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
All the fields we go
Slamming into trees (ow-ow-ow)
The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
Now I'm in the hospital with an artificial head...

Oh, Jingle bells, batman smells... (etc...)

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Marc (cr0w) on 30th Jan 09 at 8:04pm
 
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
All the fields we go
Slamming into trees (ow-ow-ow)
The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
Now I'm in the hospital with an artificial head...

Oh, Jingle bells, batman smells... (etc...)


I know a slightly different version of that one...

Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skies;
Over the hills we go, smashing into trees (ha-ha-ha).
The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches my head.


{Tongue Out}

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Jason (frufru) on 30th Jan 09 at 9:06pm
 
 
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
All the fields we go
Slamming into trees (ow-ow-ow)
The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
Now I'm in the hospital with an artificial head...

Oh, Jingle bells, batman smells... (etc...)


I know a slightly different version of that one...

Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skies;
Over the hills we go, smashing into trees (ha-ha-ha).
The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches my head.


{Tongue Out}


orly? What does a pair of broken skies look like? {Tongue Out}

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Paddy (artemis) on 30th Jan 09 at 11:17pm
*divides by zero*

~Paddy

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Marc (cr0w) on 31st Jan 09 at 1:17am
 
 
 
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
All the fields we go
Slamming into trees (ow-ow-ow)
The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
Now I'm in the hospital with an artificial head...

Oh, Jingle bells, batman smells... (etc...)


I know a slightly different version of that one...

Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skies;
Over the hills we go, smashing into trees (ha-ha-ha).
The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches my head.


{Tongue Out}


orly? What does a pair of broken skies look like? {Tongue Out}


It would appear I've been spending too much time around Ross. {Tongue Out}

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Nick (nickb) on 31st Jan 09 at 3:26am
I love you, you love me...... o_O

VERY ANNOYING!!! I never liked that purple Dinosaur, I thought he made a mockery of all the other Dinosaurs. Like the T-Rex, velociraptor, etc. {Cheesy}

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By ashkir (ashkir) on 31st Jan 09 at 6:01am
 
I love you, you love me...... o_O

VERY ANNOYING!!! I never liked that purple Dinosaur, I thought he made a mockery of all the other Dinosaurs. Like the T-Rex, velociraptor, etc. {Cheesy}
I love you,
You love me,
Lets all get togethor,
And Kill Barney!

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Marc (cr0w) on 31st Jan 09 at 7:14pm
 
 
I love you, you love me...... o_O

VERY ANNOYING!!! I never liked that purple Dinosaur, I thought he made a mockery of all the other Dinosaurs. Like the T-Rex, velociraptor, etc. {Cheesy}
I love you,
You love me,
Lets all get togethor,
And Kill Barney!


Haha, thanks for reminding me of these...

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's go down and kill Barney;
With a knife and an axe and a 4x4,
no more purple dinosaur!


{Grin}

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Nick (nickb) on 31st Jan 09 at 7:18pm
LMAO!!!!! XD

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Paddy (artemis) on 31st Jan 09 at 10:21pm
When you're sitting on the wall and you feel something fall..

~Paddy

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Nick (nickb) on 1st Feb 09 at 5:00am
 
When you're sitting on the wall and you feel something fall..

~Paddy


Humpty Dumpty? (SP?)

{Tongue Out}

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By darkdays (darkdays) on 1st Feb 09 at 2:01pm
Three blind mice,
Three blind mice
See how they run,
See how they run!

They all ran after
The farmer's wife
She cut off their tails
With a carving knife
Did you ever see
Such a sight in your life
As three blind mice?

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By ashkir (ashkir) on 5th Feb 09 at 5:11pm
Posted By darkdays on 1st Feb 09 at 2:01pm
 
Three blind mice,
Three blind mice
See how they run,
See how they run!

They all ran after
The farmer's wife
She cut off their tails
With a carving knife
Did you ever see
Such a sight in your life
As three blind mice?
Agreed with that. But I didn't hear that one often. xD.

Hmm...a lullaby that annoyed me:

Row row your boat
Gently down the stream
...

Drives me nuts.

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By Marc (cr0w) on 5th Feb 09 at 9:42pm
Aki, that reminds me of this one:

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer;
Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer...



Which reminds me of this one (although it's not as popular):

10 in a bed and the little one said "Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over and one fell out and bumped his head and gave a shout,
"Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas, single beds are only made for 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 in a bed and the little one said roll over, roll over...
...Two in a bed and the little one said "Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over and one fell out and bumped his head and gave a shout,
"Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas single beds are only made for one!"
"Ahh, I've got the WHOOOLE bed to myself."


The second one was far more annoying since you had to count up every time; people enjoyed singing from about 50.

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By ashkir (ashkir) on 6th Feb 09 at 5:11pm
 
Aki, that reminds me of this one:

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer;
Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer...



My god I remember that from 1000.

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By dog199200 (dog199200) on 6th Feb 09 at 9:10pm
...... wow these song all annoy me ...... so i'm going to try to think of one that hasn't been posted already ......

The itsy bitsy spider...


i'm not typing it out and if you don't know it i'm surprised

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By ashkir (ashkir) on 8th Feb 09 at 1:40am
Posted By dog199200 on 6th Feb 09 at 9:10pm
 
...... wow these song all annoy me ...... so i'm going to try to think of one that hasn't been posted already ......

The itsy bitsy spider...


i'm not typing it out and if you don't know it i'm surprised
I don't know the rest after that...seriously. xD. Nobody ever said it to me =P

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By dog199200 (dog199200) on 8th Feb 09 at 1:51am
the itsy bitys spider went up the water spout...down came the rain and washed the spider out, out came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By darkdays (darkdays) on 8th Feb 09 at 3:15am
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round...

Re: Annoying Childhood Songs - Posted By ashkir (ashkir) on 8th Feb 09 at 5:51am
Posted By darkdays on 8th Feb 09 at 3:15am
 
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round...
XD. I like that though. XD